2021: yikes climate change, also pandemic
2022: The Inhibitors do their Fermi Paradox Thing because of Musk's and Bezos' willyrockets
NEWS 🚨: Mysterious cube-shaped anomaly discovered on the moon's far side by Chinese rover
The rover will spend the next 2-3 months verifying it
So he can visit an NHS organisation and wear a mask at the same time. #thumbsupwanker
The Prime Minister visited @GSTTnhs@twitter.com hospital today where he received his booster vaccine against COVID-19.
Getting our jabs is one of the best things we can do to boost our immunity and protect our family and friends from COVID-19.
How it started How @RevolutApp@twitter.com's going
At what point are @RevolutApp@twitter.com support going to ask for all the digits of my card, the expiry date, and the CVV2? Seriously questioning their competence with personal and financial data if they can't figure out why I have received a card that isn't already linked to my account.
I’m sad bc there are soooo many programs out there designed to get girls & women interested in coding/programming… but really nothing for Network Engineering. & NetEng is at LEAST as cool as coding.
How do we fix this? 🤔
Last chance to order your box of NHS LFTs so you've got one to test with before @email@example.com on Thursday!
Of course, the pandemic is not yet over, and we of course would like to keep you all safe:
- We'll avoid handshakes
- Doors & windows will be open
- Please wear a mask at the bar
- Test ~24hrs before the event
- Don't attend if you're symptomatic (of any lurgi, not just COVID)
Orkney is bloody far away, and much larger than most people think. #neteng #altnet
We have a talk from @firstname.lastname@example.org entitled, 'A nice relaxing autumn holiday in Orkney'. 👀 We solemnly promise that's going to be a fascinating and relevant talk, but we could also do with one or two more talks, so please do submit them to hello -at http://netmcr.uk 😁
I didn't realise one of the moose has been studying for his pilot's license. Thank you, @FlyLoganair@twitter.com, for letting him jump-seat!
G-MOOSE coming in for landing!
I fucking "love" internet in 2021. Just one GAFAM fails, and it causes outages to the rest of the world, due to their "massive dominant position".
I dunno man, but maybe if your business’ services going down actively disrupts millions of other business and lives, then you’re now Critical Infrastructure and you get to be nationalised and broken into pieces for the sake of resilience and national security.
At 15:40 BGP started learning at a geometric rate, at 15:52 UTC it became sentient. At 15:54, thinking that Asimov's 3 laws of robotics sounded like a decent idea, BGPnet shut dowm Facebook.
okay so it's 17,732 hours since @BorisJohnson@twitter.com should have resigned @Conservatives@twitter.com
Read the room lads. Right now we can't even get to the nearest town. Andromeda feels a bit of a stretch.
The fuel court at Sainsbury’s right now:
Remember how many people died last time he tried to save Christmas
These cracking vinyl stickers will be going out FREE with early bird purchases of Axolotl's latest misadventure, The Eggstra-Terrestrial. Stay tuned for more info! #webcomic #comicart #comics #makingcomics #geek #scifi #space #comicstrip
If God had wanted you to remain unvaccinated he would have made sure Trump was re-elected and half of Conservative talk radio would still be alive. It’s a sign. #GetTheShot
One for @UKWISPA@twitter.com to share!
Calling all wireless experts! Here's a great opportunity to contribute to #NetBox without ever writing a line of code.
We're putting together a community working group to help add wireless network modeling in v3.1. Sign up here! https://forms.gle/Q7su5SeN45FUVtaB6
The only way to fix facebook is to melt all of its servers to slag and exile its executives https://twitter.com/daveyalba/status/1436420701452480512
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